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Things I Say While Driving
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- Me:Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
- Me:What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me:NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me:Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
- Me:Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me:Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
- Me:If I miss that green light because of you...
- Me:You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
- Me:I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me:Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me:Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me:Nope, roof rack.
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